Age: mid 40s
Date of Birth: 1970s
First Appearance: Chilli The Vampire Opossum #8
DILLON BONES isn't exactly the Cove's most revered mayor. Actually, he's fairly shat on all the time. But that doesn't stop him from acting like he's hot shit, lying is his specialty after all. He'll do anything to make himself look good, even if it goes against all reason and logic. He often tries to use Chilli as a means for him to sell adspace and to make loads of money, much to the annoyance of Chilli. Still, at worst, he's just another pathetic, corrupt politician. But is there something more sinister behind those pearly whites?