Age: 51
Date of Birth: September 1st, 1970
First Appearance: Chilli The Vampire Opossum #1
ALFRED KEYLIME believes that God is testing him. His life has been full of setbacks after setbacks after even more setbacks. While he once dreamed about becoming the Mayor of Heart Attack Cove, today he works a crummy job as the principal of the run-down Parasite Middle. That, coupled with believing he's been cursed with a terrible daughter in the form of Synth, he's looking for any way to turn his life around. When an opportunity arises for him to take back control of his life, he'll have to decide whether the grave consequences are worth it for his "greater good."